spelman


w-nk fodder. material to m-st-rb-t- to, ball epmtyingly s-xy, p-rn, fantasy f-ck.
just gonna sort myself out over some spelman. who needs p-rn when you have some spelman?
i’ve just filled my w-nk sock over some spelman.
a perverse s-xual activity popular with psychiatric patents. this activity involves psychiatric patients persuading their nurses to perform s-xual activities with them (sometimes as perverse as the patient). the patients achieve this by persuading their nurse that they will never get better unless he can perform a certain s-xual act on them. in extreme cases they have persuaded them to pretend to be their girlfriend, and even marriage.

this activity is named after a patient who was the first and only patient to persuade his nurse to marry him.
that psychiatric nurse has been spelmaned

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