spelonkadonk
to navigate or explore the subterranean landscape of the human r-ct-m or booty, typically with the aid of headlamps, crampons, and helmets.
when successfully exploring without the use need for lubrication, this activity is known as spelokad-mning.
in the event that the regions in question have not yet been traversed, one might say said environment was spelonkadank.
a subset of spelondadonking, known as spelonkahonkeydonking, is acted upon a caucasian subject.
may also be used as a noun. see examples.
verb.
we have a lovely evening planned: a concert at the amphitheater, picnic at the reservoir with a bottle of wine, and if it all goes well, some spelonkadonking.
noun.
sh-t, it’s friday night. i’m about to get my spelonkadonk on.
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