spelosophy


the practice of exploring caves in order to sit in them and to speculate or theorize about fundamental or serious issues, especially the meaning of life. portmanteau of “spelunking” and “philosophy”.
warning! spelosophy is dangerous business. you could end up hitting your head on a stalact-te or accidently proving that you don’t exist. leave it to the professionals.

Read Also:

  • zebrahim

    a african that sits at home and plays xbox and beats it all day. also not allowed to date those white b-tches. mom: zebrahim don’t every let me catch you with that white b-tch. zebrahim: i didn’t mean to disobey your wishes. smack

  • Spew Pie

    when the male gets drunk and begins having s-x with an ugly woman, then realizing his mistake as he’s going down on her, prompting him to vomit in and around her v-g-n-. last night i gave kathy a spew pie!

  • Zebra House

    a legendary house in allston, ma where the most epicly shward bros party their faces off and slay many a barncat. rule of buffalo apply. barncat: is this a frat? zebra: this is the zebra house… barncat: can i blow you? zebra: sure. i was at partying at the zebra last night, sh-t got out […]

  • Zebra Hug

    when you are about to c-m you pull out and hug the girl your with and jerk it to the finish c-ming in the middle of you both giving each other zebra stripes. last night i gave courtney a zebra hug. it took her 2 hours to clean up.

  • fart stain

    a stain found in your undies…. like after you have a viscocity fart i have a fart stain! visible markings left typically in the undergarments of a personage having p-ssed a flatus can be a spry alluding to a person as useful as the preceding definition as johnny disrobed his boxers sported a mustard brown […]


Disclaimer: spelosophy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.