Spencil
a pencil to spare. do you ever seem to misplace your pencils right before exams? have no fear! someone one has ought to lend you a spencil!
person 1: does anyone have a spencil?
person 2: what the h-ll is a spencill?
person 1: a pencil to spare, silly! everyone knows that!
using a piece of paper to cut out a shape of your favourite comic/cartoon character stick the stencil in the girls face whip out your c-ck -j-c-l-t- towards a fan to ensure maximum deflection of sperm to face.
remove the stencil to uncover your special character
my child hood hero was superman so i gave my ho’ a spencil of him for my kids birthday
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