spenis
a sp-n-s is a spoon shaped p-n-s. this is usually achieved by hitting your d-ck into a desk until it becomes spoon shaped. then you can begin plunging into the world of sp-n-sing. you can sp-n-s grandmas and pudding all the same.
grandma: d-mn that is quite the sp-n-s
you: thanks grams, this took some serious desk smashing to achieve.
pudding: i love the way you plunge into me with your sp-n-s.
multiple sp-n-s, see. sp-n-s
wow, that is a lot of speni in that text doc-ment.
a phallic creature created with the spore creature creator.
most of these creatures are made to dance in ways that cause their protrusions to wobble joyfully.
also known as spore p-n-s creatures.
wow, that’s a pretty rad sp-n-s you’ve created there, now make it dance.
the p-n-s of a spanish man; spanish p-n-s.
the girl fears the sp-n-s.
“super p-n-s”
“hey ive got a sp-n-s”
a word that is only spelled in banana peels, means “banana peels are cool”
jeff: “hey indo let’s spell sp-n-s in banana peels”
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