sper


slang term. stands for “spontaneous erection” and is used to casually let a friend know that you can’t stand up due to certain circ-mstances. this definition was first used in mukilteo, washington in a high school calculus cl-ss and was invented while doing physics homework at the lee household.
“eddie, edward, wait… sper…”
“oh… hurry up.”

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