Sperm Chips
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on your partner’s back in a below freezing temperature environment. whereupon the frozen s-m-n is peeled off and fed to same partner.
“the wife and i are going ice fishing this weekend.”
“are you sure? it get’s cold out there.”
“of course, mid-january is sperm chips season!”
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