sperm eyebrows


when a girl gets her eyebrows waxed in such a way that the parts closest to the center of the face are round and as thick as natural brows, when the rest of the eyebrow is waxed into a thin line. this makes both eyebrows look like sperm, hence the name “sperm eyebrows.”
did you see kelly’s eyebrow wax? total sperm eyebrows!
i told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me–sperm eyebrows!
dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.

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