sperm facial
sperm facial, using a man’s load of hot s-m-n to tighten your pores.
the act of m-ssaging his s-m-n in a circular motion all over your face.( to be peeled off later, or not?)
sally,” you skin looks so good, what do you use on it?”
jen,” omg thanks, chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!”
sally,” kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
jen, ” yes just have your bf shoot it anywhere and rub it in”
nan,” your mom looks like she is in her 30’s, what is her secret?”
mary,” sperm facials, she’s been getting them from dad for over 25 years!”
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