Sperm Goggles
the degradation of your ability to judge the attractiveness of the opposite s-x after you have not had s-x for an extended period of time. related to beer goggles. but with a lack of s-x as the modifying agent.
dude 1 : hey she’s kinda cute.
dude 2 : dude! she’s a bipedal cow with a stache. i know it’s been awhile, but man, take off the sperm goggles.
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