sperm injury
a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm
c-ssie: “hey, did you hear that juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?”
pam: “what happened?”
c-ssie: “sperm injury…the baby is due in may.”
pam: “good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury.”
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