sperm luck
being born into the rich family, or just a loving family if you will
rich b-st-rd: i inherited all my money from my parents
homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
middle cl-ss lawyer: i work hard for my money, i wish i had that kind of sperm luck
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