sperm receptacle


1. a person, usually female, that frequently receives m-ssive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. any body cavity that is on the receiving end of -j-c-l-t–n; most frequently refers to the v-g-n-, the -n-s, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices
1. you should dump your girlfriend. she is the college sperm receptacle.
2. in a flash of creativity, i turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. my load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. i promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.
a female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. or bent over the kitchen table. or up against the wall. you get the idea.
joe got engaged to mary despite her position as the town’s bullgoose sperm receptacle.

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