Sperm surfers


sandals you wear in the shower
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    a mexican jew. so spick + jew = spew jedidiah and mercedez had a baby! d-mn, that thing’s a spew. the society for the protection of elfish welfare. “it’s not ‘spew’ it’s s.p.e.w. scottish term used meaning “to be sick” i feel so f-ckin ill today, think i’m going to spew spews is a list […]

  • spiderman that whore

    when having s-x with your wh-r- you -j-c-l-t- into your hand and then throw the sperm at your wh-r- as spiderman would throw his spiderweb. soulja boy: spiderman that wh-r-, now youuu

  • spitch

    anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends. person a: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight person b: nah the guy’s a spitch, he’ll just stay at home person […]

  • Spit the Hot Fire

    describes the abillity to rap/freestyle with great proficiency and skill. that very skillfull rapper can spit the hot fire.

  • spizz cough

    spizz cough- (can be used as a noun or verb) when a b-tch developes a cough from seamen sitting in her throat. a spizz cough can lead to sore throat, nausia, bad breath, or loss of appet-te, if the case is severe enough. to cure a spizz cough, swallow whole piece of wheat bread, if […]


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