Sperm Vampire


one who sucks c-cks and swallows the pure energy or s-m-n. a true sperm vampire does this deed to stay alive, kinda like a ho-bag.
bill: did you know jamsession is a sperm vampire?
fred: no way! how can you tell?
bill: the c-mstache that he is always sportin.

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