Spermface!


a slang for “-ss”,”sh-thead”
d-mn,eric ur sch a spermface!
the kind of face that when you see it you just want to j-zz on it.
guy 1: jesus christ did you see her face? i just want to j-zz on it.
guy 2: yeah she has such a sperm face.

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