Spermstache


the excess sperm that is left on the upper lip after giving a really r-t-rded bl-w j-b, making it look as if you have a mustache made of sperm. the word is kind of like a milk mustache but with sperm. got sperm?

sperm mustache bl-w j-bwiener lip
-d-mn paul! learn how to give good bl-w j-bs, so next time you won’t get a spermstache.-

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