spertus delicti


to locate a prime parking sp-ce when in dire need of one
wow a spertus delicti, how cosmic is that!

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  • Flaw-Flaws

    when you make it to the cr-pper at the very last second and without any straining on your part, immediately it goes “flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw.” “man, what was all that noise about?” “oh, i got the flaw-flaws. must have been that chili from last night.”

  • Pirate Peek

    when a woman only shows one of their two br–sts. a pirates eye-patch is like the woman’s bra, covering up one eye. person 1: so did you finally see her sweet montezumas? person 2: na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.

  • Pervsome

    being both perverted and awesome. matt-“hey, did you know eating pineapples makes your c-m taste sweeter?” ashley-“that’s pervsome!”

  • Dome pounder

    a synonym for face f-cker, a person who usually has violent tendencies and enjoys hurting people. he’s a real dome pounder when he has a weapon on him. having s-x with someones head; ear s-x jimmy is a dome pounder with the ladies.

  • Fleischpeitsche

    very common and well-liked synonym for the male genitals in germany. often used to hook-up with girls. see example hallo fräulein, möchten sie an meiner fleischpeitsche lecken?


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