Spest


the biggest, cow farming douchebag that anyone will ever meet. usually stands about 6’3″ tall and weigh about 110 pounds. other names include spist, spesty, asbestos, and “hey speeeest”. n-body should be proud of being a spest.
dude that f-ggot is such a spest.

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