Spew Slipper
waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don’t remember departing your body the night before.
potentially worse when it departed someone else’s body.
“how did you pull up?”
“not as well as expected. my feet felt the warmth of the spew slipper.”
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