spftlogkmn
acronym for ‘someone please, for the love of g-d, kill me now’. useful in situations of extreme sarcastic displeasure where a simple ‘fml’ will not suffice.
‘did you get the tps report?’ -> ‘spftlogkmn’
‘invalid p-ssword. account suspended. call to reactivate.’ -> ‘spftlogkmn’
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