spherical bastard


an individual with few redeeming characteristics. stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. the phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer fritz zwicky.
scooby’s a spherical b-st-rd, since no matter how you look at him, he’s still a b-st-rd.
someone who’s a perfectly smooth b-st-rd no matter which way you look at him.

also works with spherical nutjob, spherical jack-ss.

syntax: spherical cuss-word

history: often attributed to the eccentric swiss astronomer fritz zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the mt. wilson observatory as spherical b-st-rds. “because”, in his words, “they were b-st-rds, when looked at from any side”.

source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/zwicky-e.html
“hey eugene mcleroy!”

eugene mcleroy: yes?

“you’re a spherical b-st-rd.”

eugene mcleroy: oh my!
history: often attributed to the eccentric swiss astronomer fritz zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the mt. wilson observatory as spherical b-st-rds. “because”, in his words, “they were b-st-rds, when looked at from any side”.
your b-st-rdness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. you’re a spherical b-st-rd.
a real pr-ck
he’s a spherical b-st-rd. no matter which way you look at him, he’s still a b-st-rd.

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