sphincter-blink


the natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarr-ssed by something or —especially— for someone else.
“did you see that tv show with the juggler who was performing for the queen? wow, i sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those b-lls!”
an involuntary response to an action or stimulus.
i do a sphincter blink every time i hear a car backfire.

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