sphincter recoil


rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing t-rd perceived to be a fart
todd: what is that sick look on your face? is that panic or relief?
me: both bro. sphincter recoil saved the day!

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