sphincter spelunker


one who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the -ss)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. a poostabber. a male h-m-s-xual/-n-l invader.
my friend paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.
the art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.
john: “dude did you hear brad was h-tting on my girlfriend last night?”
kevin: “ya i heard about that, what a tool!”
john: “na man he is a sphincter spelunker.”

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