sphincterella
1.the opposite of cinderella; a nasty crack hoe uglier than than the stepsisters. likes to try and steal another’s man
2. a guy that lives for taking it in the -ss
juanita: hey jerome, i’m feelin’ jungle heat, an’ i gots a place fo yo snake ta sleep
shaniqua: step off sphincterella, that’s my man!
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