sphincterphone


telephone capable of byp-ssing the earpiece and mouthpiece by use of a small speaker and microphone. this device was designed with two uses in mind:

1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line

2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth…”handsfree”

the amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an -sshole.
dude, watch what you’re saying…i’ve got you on sphincterphone.
device invented by (bob dylan’s) drummer sandy konikoff, a microphone inserted into the -n-s and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.
ned doheny: that sphincterphone makes you look like an electric rat.

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