sphinctosaurus rex


1. the biological term used for the species renowned for its ability to squeeze objects of all shapes and sizes into and out of its -n-l p-ssage.

2. one who is extremenly -n-l-retentive.

3. the tightest orifice on the body.

4. the most potent and deadly of all the -ssholes.
wow! i thought i could shot a ping-pong ball far until i saw sphinctosaurus rex.

i wish he would lighten up — he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!

i tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.

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