sphygmomanominator
a large, austrian body builder/actor who takes your blood pressure. your blood pressure is measured in mm/hg/bad-ssness
sylvester stallone: hey, jean-claude. would you know how i can get my blood pressure taken?
jean-claude van damme: sure, sly. just call up our friendly neighborhood sphygmomanominator.
arnold schwarzenegger: i am da sphygmomanominator!!! rawl!!! i’ll be back with some medial equiptment!!!
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