Spianal Tap
a spi-n-l tap occurs when the aggressor’s p-n-s is so large relative to the orifice being f-cked it actually rips through protective tissues lining the spine and makes contact with the nerve tissue within the spine itself, resulting in a rush of simultaneous pain and pleasure for the victim/beneficiary. as this s-xual position carries potential health risks it is typically reserved for safe locations such as hospitals where emergency care can be given immediately after said act.
big pimpin with da one and only g dizzle all up in herre in da big wa!! spi-n-l tap n-gg-!!
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