spiced ring


that feeling that ur -ss-sphincter gets when it needs to release the shyte, right now.

often coupled with hot-flushes and sweaty palms if u hold it.

in the worst cases of spiced ring, the slightest unexpected or jerky movement (eg: accelerating hard in a car, being suprised etc), can cause the -ss-sphincter to involuntarily relax, resulting in the purging of the smelly, eggy, poo that was festering in the bowel into the undies of the victim.
he suddenly was overcome with a hot-flush, closely followed by the dreaded spiced ring. he knew he had to get that -ss of his onto the pot, otherwise a very smelly and embarrasing result would surely ensue!

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