Spicy Dumpling
when someones eats hot peppers all day and then takes a dump on another persons extended tongue, getting spciy hot sh-t all over the reciever’s mouth.
after eating at the mexican resteraunt, enrique came home and gave me a wicked hot spicy dumpling.
a fetish/back-alley abortion method developed in asia which involves the active partic-p-tion of both a pregnant woman and a willing helper. a bacardi 151 (or similar grain alcohol) douche/enema combo is administered to the pregnant woman. the woman then straddles her helper’s chest and squats down in typical cleveland steamer fashion. the helper readies an ignition source (ie: ligher, matches, flame-thrower.) and waits in antic-p-tion. simultaneously, she expells the liquor out of both orifices with as much force as possible. the helper then ignites the ejected fluid mid-stream, causing a blindingly intense flash of light and heat. if performed correctly, the resulting combustion should leave a smoldering pile of blackened fecal/fetal/corn ‘gunk’ on and around the chest and neck of the helper. the gunk is then collected and sold on the black market to high-end chinese restaurants to be used as a “house” sauce.
never order the spicy dumplings from a chinese restaurant located in the immediate vicinity of a wh-r–house or abortion clinic.
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