Spicy poop
fecal matter that contains trace spices, peppers, chilis, or oils from the person’s last meal, causing the p–per -n-l discomfort or burning, ranging from mild to severe. this discomfort occurs while p–ping and possibly up to 24 hours thereafter, dependent on level of spiciness of the consumed food.
dude, after eating “el burrito diablo” from that mexican place, i have had spicy p–p 3 times this morning alone. this is worse than when i ate the atomic wings!
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