Spicy Speedbag
when you are having -n-l (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to f-ck. the now spicy t-st-cl-s h-t the v-g-n- repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the v-g-n-.
girl: you wouldn’t believe chris last night he gave me a spicy speedbag. i douched twice and it still burned!
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