Spicy Turkey Twizzler
a variation of the turkery twizzler.
the act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. the partner, male or female, then proceeds to “sit” on the shaft – with it in the -n-s. then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid sh-te is spread all over the partner’s scr-t-m and abdomen.
“my girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. don’t worry, i’ll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation”
“i got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of… um… spices.”
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