spider flu


a mutated strain of influenza, having symptoms of both the common flu and those of severe spider bites. essentially, it’s a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.
i tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn’t move.

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