Spider Grip
a male masturbatory technique where the man interlocks his fingers, pinky to pointer, so the knuckles are touching. he then places his p-n-s in between the “spider legs” and uses the grip to pleasure himself. this grip often involves the use of the thumbs on the head of the p-n-s. the use of thumbs is often referred to as “chelin” in reference to the name of a spiders mouth parts.
i’m not a big fan of the stranger, i think the spider grip feels way better.
my gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. she even chelied it!
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