Spider Jizz


when peter parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and j-zzes in your mouth. it normally tastes like spiders.
the other day i was doing my homework when i got spider j-zzed!

dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider j-zzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
when peter parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and j-zzes in your mouth. it normally tastes like spiders.
the other day i was doing my homework when i got spider j-zzed!

dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider j-zzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

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