spider legs


female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini
i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling
the rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.
erin: “i don’t want you to be alarmed, but i have these hairs growing off my t-ts.”

steve: “it’s ok, let me take a look……holy christ!!! they look like spider legs!”
the thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men’s nostrils.

please send this definition to those in need. trim them, pluck them!!

(she chats with receptionist)

she: “oh my god that meeting was soooo hard i could not concentrate at all!!!”

receptionist: “i made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!”

she: “so gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape …. ”

both: “eeewwwwww”
a small c-ck,pp,p-n-s,or d-ck.
justin zuk has a spider leg
the act of spasmaming your body and legs to a catchy beat in public. usually recorded so multiple people can enjoy the playback and hilariouty. common moves include the crotch grab, head stroke and leg stomp.
go to youtube and search spider legs
pubic hair
my spider legs itch!
when a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.
look at her spider legs.

that group of emo kids have spider legs.

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