Spider Man Kid


some immature dumb-ss kid, probably around the age of 9 or 8 that expresses his love of spiderman in his clothing. wears a spiderman t-shirt, blue sweatpants, and sketcher light up shoes. most likely watches cartoon network, and plays with pokemon, bakugan, and yu-gui-oh.
tabatha: omg my litte brother is such a spider man kid, he keeps on playing with bakugan!
tiffany:omg like i know right? like he has a spider man shirt that says bang! on it. i mean like really?
tabatha:ikr?
tiffany:lolz

mark: reptar has times four jaw strength and plus five defense!
bobby: nuh uh, my galanganash has plus six stomping ability and plus twenty defense.
mark: well your galanganash is no match for my: ubarbear. ubarbear go! water tornado attack go!
bobby: fml

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