Spider Poop
when one person is sitting on the toilet p–ping and another person sits on their lap facing them and p–ps at the same time.
if we were in love we would spider p–p.
the act of straddling over another’s body that is sitting on the toilet while both people defecate into the toilet and gaze into each-others eyes. the act is supposed to look like spider legs hanging from a toilet thus giving it the name spiderp–p.
guy: hey, lets do something neat.
other guy: i know, lets spiderp–p.
guy: that sounds groovy man.
dude: i just spiderp–ped your mom last night.
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