spider-puss
a spider-puss is when the female chooses not to shave her virgina for many months, thus making it a matty clumb of hair. very simular to a tangled spiders web.
when going down on one’s girlfriend, lover or just a one night stand you notice she has been…..well growing her bush for a while”oh my god love, is that a tangled web i see before me or are you just growing a spider-puss”
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