Spider Webbed


when you’re eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. while you’re trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.
girl: i found your surprise you left me from last night.
guy: yeah you got spider webbed
girl: you got some cleaning up to do.
guy: don’t count on it.
state of the windscreen or gl-ss after a high velocity local impact at . a visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider’s web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.
linda didn’t want me to come inside her, so i shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.

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