Spidercrow
(noun) a cranky pessimistic old lady that resembles a spider in behavior and sounds like a crow. she acts like a witch all the time even when good things are happening. she is never satisfied and constantly nags and criticizes everything you do, also has a mean and vindictive personality and will sneak around telling lies and backstabbing people she doesn’t like (which is almost everybody ). has a misguided belief that everything she says/does/or owns is the absolute best thing ever even though its all bullsh-t. alienates everybody in her life, even her family and “friends” to the point where n-body even wants to be around her. she carries a black cloud of oppression around with her and takes the life out of a room just by entering it. is pr-ne to h–rding and witchcraft and is often seen carrying talismans and “magical” stones and crystals in little pouches. believes every infomercial and orders sh-t loads of worthless cr-p off tv (hence the h–rding) then proceeds to story vomit all over you.
“dude, what’s wrong? you look like somebody took a sh-t in your hat.”
“i was having a great day until that old spidercrow cecelia showed up and ruined the whole vibe.”
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