spiderfarmer


appellation to describe black-wearing art-school-of doom girls. phrase originated in the early 1990’s by comic artist bill willingham, who used it to describe the female publishers/artists of a rival comic company (chaos magazine).
spiderfarmer in common parlance:

comic geek: dude, i’m so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
comic geek2: don’t bother man, she’s out of your league. she’ll just feed you to her tarantulas.
1. a complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. they impart the mental image of someone lying down in their bas-m-nt pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.

2. one who reminds you of a safe, benign version of jame ‘buffalo bill’ gumb from silence of the lambs, the (1991) – particularly in his collection of moths

3. a loser who rarely sees the light of day working on rube goldberg contraptions.
he’s a loser in a really odd way – there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.
a person who wears unattractive clothes and is sort of asocial. they may be seen wandering the co-op grocery and tasting everything in the store. spider farmers buy very small amounts.
look at the creepy spider farmer over there next the cheese counter.

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