Spidering
when a guy c-ms in his hand, and shoves it up the woman’s v-g-n-. this is what spiders do when they mate.
dude: i came before i could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.
similar to doggy style positiong but involving -n-l penetration. the guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. this produces the 8-legged effect.
at the point of -j-c-l-t–n the guy pulls out and c-ms all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a ‘web’. the couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the ‘web’
spidering
ezz: i can’t believe we slept in your c-m last night
chris: thats what happens when you’ve been spidering, the web was cosy wasn’t it!
the act of inflating a long tube with helium, strapping it to your back, and letting the wind carry you where it may.
there once was a man in a canyon
who needed to quickly abandon
so he filled up his tube
spidering wit did exude
this is fact, and not an opanion
the act of having s-x while on a swing
k: hey baby wanna spider?
m:i would but i have a skirt on
k:boo
s:i will !
k: we be spidering babbby
yet another term for -n-l s-x. this one is when that d-mn old -sshole is a big hairy b-st-rd – like a spider. as found on dirty women who don’t know jack sh-t about shaving.
dude 1: “that new chick from accounts? she’s one hairy b-tch!”
dude 2: “yeah! time to go spidering, dawg!”
yet another term for -n-l s-x. this one is when that d-mn old -sshole is a big hairy b-st-rd – like a spider. as found on dirty women who don’t know jack sh-t about shaving.
dude 1: “that new chick from accounts? she’s one hairy b-tch!”
dude 2: “yeah! time to go spidering, dawg!”
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