spiderman of the caribbean


when a man and a woman are having s-x and then the man pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s into his hand. then he makes the spiderman hand and flings his c-m into the face of the woman. next he kicks her in the shin and wile she holds her face, she now hobbles around on her one leg and sounds like a pirate.
last nite me and alice played a hot game of spiderman of the caribbean. she sure is mad.

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