Spiderman sex
whilst w-nking furiously you begin to shout out loudly oh my god over and over again, this will undoubtedly wake up your missus. as soon as she sits bolt upright you c-m into your w-nking hand, then you flick your wrist towards her shouting go web go. hopefully the love juice will hit her in the eyes. thus emulating the greatest super hero of all time, spiderman.
the wife fell asleep early last night so we had spiderman s-x again.
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