Spiderman

spider-man is a fictional character, a comic book superhero that appears in comic books published by marvel comics. created by writer-editor stan lee and writer-artist steve ditko, he first appeared in amazing fantasy #15 (cover-dated aug. 1962). lee and ditko conceived the character as an orphan being raised by his aunt may and uncle ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of adolescence in addition to those of a costumed crimefighter. spider-man’s creators gave him super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, shoot spider-webs using wrist-mounted devices of his own invention (which he called “web-shooters”), and react to danger quickly with his “spider-sense”, enabling him to combat his foes.

when spider-man first appeared in the early 1960s, teenagers in superhero comic books were usually relegated to the role of sidekick to the protagonist. the spider-man series broke ground by featuring peter parker, the high school student behind spider-man’s secret ident-ty and with whose “self-obsessions with rejection, inadequacy, and loneliness” young readers could relate. unlike previous teen heroes such as bucky and robin, spider-man had no superhero mentor like captain america and batman; he thus had to learn for himself that “with great power there must also come great responsibility”—a line included in a text box in the final panel of the first spider-man story but retroactively attributed to his guardian, the late uncle ben.
a bite from a radioactive spider on a school field trip causes a variety of changes in the body of peter parker and gives him superpowers. in the original lee-ditko stories, spider-man has the ability to cling to walls, superhuman strength, a sixth sense (“spider-sense”) that alerts him to danger, perfect balance and equilibrium, as well as superhuman speed and agility. some of his comic series have him shooting webs from his wrists. academically brilliant, parker has expertise in the fields of applied science, chemistry, physics, biology, engineering, mathematics, and mechanics. the character was originally conceived by stan lee and steve ditko as intellectually gifted, but not a genius; however, later writers have depicted the character as a genius. with his talents, he sews his own costume to conceal his ident-ty, and constructs many devices that complement his powers, most notably mechanical web-shooters. this mechanism ejects an advanced adhesive, releasing web-fluid in a variety of configurations, including a single rope-like strand to swing from, a net to bind enemies, and a simple glob to foul machinery or blind an opponent. he can also weave the web material into simple forms like a shield, a spherical protection or hemispherical barrier, a club, or a hang-glider wing.
when a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. then fling the j-sm in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic spidey’s web slinging hand motions. now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. be sure not to react when she yells at you. stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.
yeah so i nutted in my hand… and i was all like “plah spiderman!!!” and then she was all like “what the…?” and i was all like… “shhhh baby, the games back on.”
ive nothing much to add to the whole c-mming in your hand and flinging it in her face except when you do you have to yell “go web go!”
they love it when you do it cuz it shows you care
(verb): when a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says “spider-man!”
girl: “hey- wha-?”
boy: “spider-man!”
hes a superhero you pervs!!
i wonder if spiderman ever spidermanned on mary jane?
a superhero belonging to marvel comics. because of a bite taken from a radioactive spider, young college student peter parker has the ability to climb walls, to sense danger, and to shoot webs like a spider. he made a costume for a wrestling match, a burglar shot peter’s uncle ben, peter went after the burglar, and killed him. peter changed his costume to the costume we know today. and that’s the origin of spider-man.
who am i? i’m spider-man.
a s-xual deviation.
just before a man -j-c-l-t-s during s-x, the male will catch his j-zzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.
a super hero created by stan lee and steve ditko and published by marvel comics. he first appeared in the final edition of amazing fantasy, originally t-tled amazing adult fantasy, in 1962.

the origin of spider-man has been told many times in comics, cartoons, tv shows and films. broadly speaking it is the story of peter parker a nerdy teenager bitten by a radioactive spider. this encounter leaves peter with spider like speed, strength and agility. drunk on his new found power he goes in search of ways to make money and after a wrestling show fails to stop a burgler from stealing the gate takings at a show. this man goes on to kill his uncle. realising that he could have stopped this peter learns the hard way that “with great power, there must also come great responsibility”. he vows never to allow anyone to be hurt by his inaction again.
spider-man has recently been the subject of 2 highly successful hollywood movie and appears in a number of regular publications by marvel comics.

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