Spiderpubes


when a man’s wet p-b-s stick to the inside of his thighs, resembling a scraggly spiderweb.
“today, i looked down in the shower and noticed that i had m-ssive spiderp-b-s.”
f-cking long p-b-s that are always spread out and uncontrolable
that vegan girl had spider p-b-s, it turned me off

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